scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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