you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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