If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He felt like a one man threesome
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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