What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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