So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
