i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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