I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Randomize
