We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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