scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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