i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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