She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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