My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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