I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
