Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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