Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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