Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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