Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you didnt know i had herpes?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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