She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
