so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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