Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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