I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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