a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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