when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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