I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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