is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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