I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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