Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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