I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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