i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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