Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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