They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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