How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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