Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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