No, drunk sperm still make babies.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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