I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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