i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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