thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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