READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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