Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
send nudes
from the living room?
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