Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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