bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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