just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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