so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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