dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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