You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Randomize
