So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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