It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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