I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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