Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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