You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
