So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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