I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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