But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
