No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize
