so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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