Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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