Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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